Step 1: Show up on your friends' doorstep and say you're following them and their family to the zoo. They can't say no.
Step 2: Stay longer at the zoo than you ever thought you might just because you have nothing better to do. Oh and it feels awesome outside.
Step 3: Move a Labor Day cookout from your house to the park and playground. Let kids run all over as if experiencing freedom for the first time. Drink beer at playground with other 30-something-parent types. Duh. Have you ever done that? It feels so questionable, but yet so.....questionable.
Step 4: And the final step in our weekend of shaking off the summer crust was...
Run, Leap, Karate Chop Your Way Through Water
Please observe:
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You guys are the greatest!!! Poor Harps!!
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